5 block

to steal a high 5 intended for another person the consequence is to suck the blocker dry

when tok uuuaak 5 blocked luis, luis had to suck tok uuuaak dry

by pacoishere January 21, 2009

stalk-block

When you're facebook stalking someone, but their pictures are hidden from non-friends.

Hot girl? Check.
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.

...

Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!

by pookywb December 14, 2010

Croc Block

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.

"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."

by Srizie January 26, 2009

Wok Block

When a co-worker goes to get Chinese food at lunch and doesn't ask anyone if they want any.

Johnny wok blocked and snuck out to get fried rice without letting us put an order in.

by SDNX July 22, 2009

shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

On the block shook

One becomes on the block shook when they are unable to successfully function in everyday life. One can also become on the block shook after consuming too much alcohol/drugs.

"ayo, chris just smoked like ten blunts, is he aight?"
"nah he's on the block shook"

by sameyex3 April 30, 2014

Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

by dominickers October 7, 2011