Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.

You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

tasty blizzard

When you take a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, use it like a flesh light until climax, then put the effected ice cream into a blender and make a smoothie.

My bro was feeling down, so I made him a tasty blizzard to cheer him up. Bros for life.

by KillMeBeforeTheCancerSpreads March 18, 2016

royal blizzard

A crown of cum and knighting ceremony with erect dick

We went for for ice cream and I gave her a royal blizzard.

by Nindmcnin September 28, 2017

Hilary Blizzard

the doing of penetration whilst female is in overhead candlestick position

“Bro we did the Hilary blizzard last night”

by Handen November 17, 2020

warm blizzard

The act of blasting the fattest load your balls can produce all over your unsuspecting ladies face.

I can’t believe Chad! His warm blizzard is running down my nose.

by BDE_Hamilton May 29, 2021

Black blizzard

Feceiving what is known as a facial for men have from an African-American male

Oh my gosh, Tony gave me an epic black blizzard last night!

by Dick Eli March 9, 2016

blind blizzard

When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.

Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.

by aca_tea January 7, 2016