That chick has a vag bat!
by Craigman77 June 3, 2010
by Ski777 August 20, 2015
A gay guy and a huge liar. Physique similar to Adam West Batman. Extreme PC-Gaming, it's his thing. Often times, sexually attracted to cars and only attracted to personalities.
*Girl squirts all over sheets*
*Blames it on brother*
*Father yells at brother*
Brother : APOOPITA! APOOPITA! You see what she does to me?! And you think I AM THE BAT-ONE?!
*Blames it on brother*
*Father yells at brother*
Brother : APOOPITA! APOOPITA! You see what she does to me?! And you think I AM THE BAT-ONE?!
by lengthiestwarfare April 4, 2015
by Benny and Chris July 14, 2009
When you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your cum carriers onto the other persons eye sockets
by Marty griffin October 9, 2015
Boy, you know I’d bend over backwards for you. I go to bat for you even when shit’s looking bad for ya.
by alexplainl8r November 6, 2019
When someone tells you that a corked bat is a euphemism for an erect penis, you say, "no, it is not". After this you meant to tell your cousin something but I forgot what it was. Right. You know how baseball gets. No large bats/vampires.
by dragonimpaler100 April 24, 2019