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miss barker

Who is miss barker “
“The mother bear from goldilocks
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Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.
You got a 1000 bodies and ain't old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.
by bhadbhabielover911 March 12, 2025
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Ark Barker

Some one that begs you to play ark with them.
"Your such an Ark Barker bro"
by Moomootheocelot May 13, 2022
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Barkerism

It a term for people who are overly aggressive or do not think about what they are doing/saying.
Oscar has barkerism in his language today.
by EPFitz November 7, 2022
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ewan barker

a type of dog

loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles
i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona
by vausey9 March 2, 2021
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Barker Esc

(adj.) /ˈbɑ kə ɛsk/

A term used to describe a peculiar cultural archetype; the overly-performative liberal sissy who wears his virtue on his sleeve but somehow reeks of ironic alpha energy. A Barker Esc character often walks the tightrope between woke softness and bizarre masculine bravado, there’s a dash of cuck energy and deeply negative aura mixed with a strange dominance complex that nobody asked for. They might apologise for being white, then cut you off mid-sentence to explain why they actually understand oppression better. A "Barker esc" individual can also be described as a specific breed of liberal male who postures as sensitive, non progressive cuck whom which unsubtly radiates suppressed rage and kink-shame of a man who's been psychologically neutered by his own ideology. The Barker Esc persona is all performative empathy on the outside, but inside, there's a seething storm of cuckold fantasies and diesel-fume alpha envy.

Core traits:

Obsessive RAM/Hilux discourse (as identity, not utility)

Quiet cuckold energy with loud progressive slogans

Lowers his voice around blue-collar men, raises it around art students and women

diabolical manly alpha stench
The household in which I entered was very "Barker Esc"
by Mr Eumbo himself May 26, 2025
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Steven Barker

A gay from Goole who first started the trend of all gays putting their name on Urban Dictionary as an attempt at humour.
Why would anyone waste space on their Grindr profile with this rubbish, Steven Barker has a lot to answer for.
by PerfumedGal November 24, 2021
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