bagel titties

titties that are small and a little awkward.

what the fuck? thems is some bagel titties

by J-Spin February 4, 2007

Bagel Game

when a group of lonely men stand in a circle and commense jerkin their girkin until they all have blown a load...last one to blow must eat the pile of nastiness

Dude...Jeremy totally ate the sauce at the bagel game last night.

by Davey and Ritchie November 2, 2007

bagel bumping

the act of bumping your bagel with another bagel.

which can be translated to:
rubbing your vagina against another womans vagina

My girlfriend left me and i caught her bagel bumping with my mom!!

by Bushwack babe March 6, 2009

Bagel Sex

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.

'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'

by Sparklestiltzkin November 3, 2007

Bagel Fuck

When you fuck a bagel

How was that bagel fuck last night man?

by PlasticPeople December 23, 2008

Air Bagel

another word for fart. it just sounds funnier

AAHHHH DUDE!!!! that air bagel had some stank on it!

dude when i was taking a crap i made some air bagels

by [[TEACH]] August 15, 2008

Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.

Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!

by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010