Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

by Barbra75 February 14, 2025

Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

BARB

BARB is a gender. BARB And BARB are pronouns.

BARB is so cool! / Look at BARB!

NOT

BARB is so cool! / Look at BARB!

by BARB1e August 3, 2021

STAN BARB

usually used when referring to Barb, a young granny from Ohio awaiting her colonoscopy.

We STAN BARB as she is about to go through a stressful couple of weeks.

by Barb Fan #101 August 14, 2022

Barb

A Person who listens to our lord and savior herself Queen Nicki Minaj!🤩 Also known as a Nicki Minaj Stan.

“Are you a Barb?”
“Obviously! I love Nicki”

by Aerooooo January 5, 2022

barb wired

when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina

I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.

by tttaaayyylllooorrrryyyoooo April 11, 2010

Barb Called

When Barb calls it is simply another name for the act of vomiting, puking, upchucking, barfing, throwing up and the many other names.
Barbs call originated in Indiana. It occurred when a young boy told him mother in the morning that he had barfed last night, and in response the mother mistaken his statement that "barb had called last night". So you better hope you don't get barbs call anytime soon!

Last Night I went out to the bars with my buddy for his bachelor party, regardless to say we went a little to hard and barb called me that night i didn't feel too good in the morning.

by YoungKebbles September 15, 2010