Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!
I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
The most beautiful decapitated bee to fly this earth. Packo only wanted to mak eit home in time for dinner, but he was suckededed into the speedy bus. He spent his last dying moments surrounded by his new family, who loved him dearly. They will never forget the day, May 16, that Packo met his untimely demise. RIP Packo Barb. You will not be forgotten. we cherish our time with Packo Barb, the bravest bee of all.
by Sclettuce Potunkey May 16, 2018
“barb contraacksss!!!”
“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”
“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”
“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”
“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”
“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..
“Hello, barb!”
“Yeah, barb contracks”
“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”
“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”
“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”
“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”
“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”
“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..
“Hello, barb!”
“Yeah, barb contracks”
“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”
by goobiousgoober May 05, 2025
Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
by Primitivebean March 15, 2022
Feeling like a content creator needs to make their next video better than your recent one. This means that every next video will be higher quality to the point that the content creator gets burned out.
OverSimplified fell into the Barbs' trap
by omdesaud April 11, 2022
by Parap93 September 20, 2019
The star hockey player formerly on the hurricanes now on the Loyola hockey team. His brother louis barbes would have a much funnier name if his name was Louie g. His middle name is Lorenzo forming the perfect name Adrian Lorenzo barbes. He was diagnosed with an astigmatism 3 minutes after he was born. Some say in the middle of the night you can hear the laugh of Adrian lorenzo barbes rattling in your head.
by CheeseTweeze September 08, 2023