bam margera

First of all, Bam is not the "best skater on the face of the earth". He's only popular because of Jackass and Viva La Bam. People who this he is "God" are stupid because he's just another skater. HE did not start CKY, and most "skater" girls and posers only like CKY and HIM because Bam listens to it.

Fan Of CKY and HIM because of Bam: man i love CKY and HIM! theyre so awesome!
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.

by molly September 2, 2004

bam

Scottish slang. Refers to persons behaviour. Daft, nutter, nuts, silly, "not right in head".

When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!

These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...

by Mr Scotsman April 19, 2006

Fam Bam

A close net family. A family that got eachothers back.A family group that you love and they love you back. each and every one unconditionally. Originated from California 916,209,408,510.

Family Always Means Backing Any Member... thats Fam Bam!

by susyQ January 30, 2008

BAM-jiggle

When people walk and when their feet hit the ground, there's a massive fat giggle all the way up their leg. And SOMETIMES this is considered "cool" and used in commericals.

Josh and Caitlin walked through New York and saw a billboard with a BAM-jiggle commercial. "BAM-jiggle!" Yelled Josh. Caitlin stood there, confused.

by Jarrettthatperson May 30, 2014

bam schwag

dry, brown, crumbly, or otherwise low quality weed.

bam, being short for bammer, and schwag meaning weed.

Bob: I just got a $50 ounce!

Fred: How? Was it some bam schwag?

Bob: Yeah, but I'll just sell this shit to some stupid freshman and buy myself some chronic with the profit!

Fred: Legit. We'll burn it fat.

by Bud S. Moker, Certified T.H.C. May 9, 2008

Bam Margera

A rare, possibly extinct, mutation of the chimpanzee, without the aforementioned's charm or wit. Tastes a bit like chicken.

"Who's that smelly fucker? Oh, it's a Bam Margera!"

by Mr Ned September 26, 2005

Bam Margera

-A Professional Skater who lives in a castle in the outskirts of westchester, PA.
-A Guy in his 20's that has a "don't give a fuck" attitude and does, basically, "whatever the fuck he wants," and MTV pays for the majority of it, i.e. his cars, etc.
-Sold out to MTV after Jackass (the tv series) finished and Viva La Bam began, leaving him with Thousands of 9-30 year old girls wanting to bear his children.
-Made element the most popular Skate Company around.
-Takes up all the glory as a skater leaving his team mates (Mike V., J Wray, Tosh T, etc) in the dust.

- All in all, he's a good skater, he just needs to lose his big head and keep to skating & lose this business he has with MTV.

Ex. of his popularity: Elementality. Most of his skate clips are mediocre things from Viva la Bam or shots we've already seen, and clips of him in his car rocking out to Sailorman.
Bam Margera.
My example sucks but whatever.

by Kay. August 14, 2006