When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex
Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
Get the Arkansas Ark n’ Assmug. The place where there is good potential but never good people because most are stubborn and braindead.
by TheUrbanMeme May 19, 2021
Get the clarksville middle school, arkansasmug. When a yankee raw dawgs a southern hillbilly finishing with a cream pie. The hillbilly chic then mounts the northerners face riding it like a bucking bronco forcing the dude to east her nasty baby badder.
by Gay4Clents October 14, 2022
Get the Arkansas Merry-go-roundmug. To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!
by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023
Get the Arkansas Pork Fistmug. The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024
Get the Arkansas Windmillmug. The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.
I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.
by Sgtbiddyboom June 30, 2023
Get the Arkansas shufflemug. The person in the middle position of a three person threesome. To achieve the status of Lucky Pierre they must be both penetrated by the person behind them and penetrating the person in front of them simultaneously.
This is an exclusively homosexual act performed by three members of "team gay". A gay couple invite a third person ino the mix. One mans penis is larger than the other and gets all the attention, the small guy leaves.
This is an exclusively homosexual act performed by three members of "team gay". A gay couple invite a third person ino the mix. One mans penis is larger than the other and gets all the attention, the small guy leaves.
New guy Draymon caught they eye of Treyvon, so invited him into the shower for a 3-way with Deyvon. Dey was lacking, Dray was packing and Trey wanted that meat-packing. Dey saw the writing on the wall, and left back-packing. It's your classic Arkansas Transfer Portal situation!
by PassedoutH2P February 1, 2024
Get the Arkansas Transfer Portalmug.