When you have waited patiently for 9 months to find out what the royals named their baby only to discover that they named him Archie !
by AminRa May 08, 2019
a super sexy male who gets all the ladies.he always has girls attatched to him in his bed and has impregnated aproxamately 50 girls he is also married to 12 girls who have no hair also he is sexy sexy sexy and that's why your mum loves him
by johnjoey October 05, 2020
Looks like a gruffalo and talks like a northerner don’t be friends with ARCHIEEEE he has a small penis forest hill boy
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by Gjrjejdj July 22, 2022
Archie Spokes is a fat neek
"where do you think your going tiger" -Devvo (Archie Spokes favourite quote)
"where do you think your going tiger" -Devvo (Archie Spokes favourite quote)
by Janiel Dames November 12, 2020
by architelos March 08, 2022
Makes every girl blow him and has been dispersed from gis parents for months due to his kronic masturbation. Also he cheats on every girl he perves on once he dates them
by Mr sanderson. June 26, 2019
Worthless excuse for a professional football player. He could not accomplish dick, so he directs where he wants his sons to play, so someone in the manning family can be worth something, even thought they are all worthless. Archie is a donkey cock. Also see {cock monger, shithead, and he is also famous for starring in many bukkake films...
by Eli is Gay May 09, 2004