Almond milk

Shit curry from birds

Randy (random guy): i think i like almond milk
Rando: d(f)uck off

by Just a smith November 20, 2023

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Almond

the most beautiful girl alive

if you have any girl in your life named 'Almond' , keep her with everything you got. if not , your gonna miss her.

by 🌭 the poo June 10, 2021

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Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

by Big White Man July 3, 2021

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Almond Water

Almond Water is found in the Backrooms. Almond Water Incorporated is the leading supplier of Almond Water in the Backrooms.
Almond Water can also be found naturally in the Backrooms. Almond Water is usually safe to drink. It has the faint smell of vanilla and rose water. It can be found in many variants, but many are unsafe.
Almond Water has many medicinal properties such as being able to cure transformation, replenish sanity, and improve focus. It is very hydrating and has some nutritional value.

"Almond Water is a must in the Backrooms."

by jmooroof May 7, 2022

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