Almond milk

it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT

almond milk?
me: you mean nut juice *bursts out in a fit of laughter*

by JESS THE SQUIRREL April 5, 2021

almond snicker

Sounds like a gay sex thing

we did the almond snicker last night ;)

by Hello it's mee... fergie November 5, 2017

Almond-esque

Having a resemblance to almonds.

"Your eyes are almond-esque! I wish I had their shape."

by BGeezey March 17, 2022

Almond eyes

Eye shape which is longer in width than length in nature,people with almond eyes tend to have part of their iris covered on both sides of each eye,whereas people with doe eyes have white below/above their iris

“I have almond eyes,because they are shaped like almonds,but she has doe eyes because they are wide and resemble that of a does eyes”

by hesse July 18, 2022

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 25, 2018