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agent.splatzz 

Agent.splatzz is a slay queen pussy boss who has a hyper fixation towards splatoon. It’s favourite food is Kinder Buenos, Pot Noodle, and your mom. If you don’t follow them on TikTok Millie Bobby Brown will come to your house and kill u on 27 March 5:03am.
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Agent of the Storm 

30% winrate virgin, but will argue they aren't the reason the team is losing and in doing so, will die while typing.
"Wow, that guy is an Agent of the Storm."
"That guy is a true Agent of the Storm."

Agent of chaos

An absolute madman. Peeves the poltergeist falters and shrinks at the sight of him. Downs energy drinks at 3 AM on a school night, leaves paper towels on the counter and pulls on the available slip with max force, puts used tissues in the recycling bin, only drinks his soda flat.
He’s an agent of chaos, he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide— he’s not loyal to a flag or a country—
Agent of chaos by NotPieGuy August 26, 2022
+ do you like zplusfour?
- i prefer agent z
agent z by moon flower fields September 25, 2022
Agent 368
Agent 368 by HermetaChris January 18, 2023

Agent Beans 

A man who loves eating shit covered beans
he is a right Agent Beans
Agent Beans by Overallprince18 January 22, 2023