Australia is a place where every single person is bloody sunburnt and there are more bogans than you can poke a stick at. Lots of venemous snakes and spiders, koalas are the spawn of satan, kangaroos with beat the shit out of you, emus are scary, and cassowaries will fuckin kill you so you better fuckin run cunt.
(Note: I am Australian, and yes I am calling myself an bogan idiot, but ya know, take some ya loose some)
(Note: I am Australian, and yes I am calling myself an bogan idiot, but ya know, take some ya loose some)
Australia: a country full of stupid people
"When my pommy English teacher moved to Australia, she had a constant sunburn for three months!"
"When my pommy English teacher moved to Australia, she had a constant sunburn for three months!"
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I am tired of you fools thinking that Australia is a real place. It isn't. Understand? Australia does not exist. Australia is full of actors hired by the nasa.
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Get the Australia mug.The best fucking place in the world for so many fucking reason one we dont have school fucking shooting and physco teens two are leader isnt making the whole ciuntry a fucking army 3 because we have sick cunt words and 4 beacuse we dont abuse anaimals we love them and we dont eat cat and 5 because we are the fucking party life and party from 12 in the afternoon from when we wake up and dont stop till 12 the next day and are all here for a good time not a long time so grab your thongs and beer and go fucking life
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