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Arkansas Ark n’ Ass

When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex
Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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The place where there is good potential but never good people because most are stubborn and braindead.
by TheUrbanMeme May 19, 2021
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Arkansas Merry-go-round

When a yankee raw dawgs a southern hillbilly finishing with a cream pie. The hillbilly chic then mounts the northerners face riding it like a bucking bronco forcing the dude to east her nasty baby badder.
Dang! Tina gave old boy an Arkansas Merry-go-round after the 4H show at the fair grounds!
by Gay4Clents October 14, 2022
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Arkansas Soup Kitchen

It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.
Boy am I hungry? I could go for some Arkansas Soup Kitchen. That's dinner and dessert.
by Dan and them December 24, 2024
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Ward Arkansas

A place of high class and style. It has many attractions such as a dollar general and occasional midget wrestling. The local dairy farm is owned by a very powerful and respected family. The best breakfast in the world can be found at Hank's Cafe. It has a population of around 3,000 people.
James- Hey man lets go to Ward Arkansas today?

Matt- No, I brushed my teeth yesterday.
by fireybritches117 March 26, 2009
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Arkansas guys

Arkansas guys are clueless when it comes to relationships and are crazy when they hangout with each other. They are most of the time book smart but not smart with life choices. They are strong physically but not so much mentally. But overall they are truly people you want in your life!
by Lovely crazy April 20, 2019
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