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alternating caps disorder

A condition in which an individual irrationally abandons normal conventions of typing in an effort to plague the internet with annoying hogwash such as: "rEmEmBerRrZZzz tHe Lil bLacKIE aNd ThE oOziNaToR?!?1 roFolzers lolZears Omgzz!"; may be susceptible to spelling things incorrectly.
aLtErNaTiNg CaPs disorder: Oh mANn too fuNNie! hehe But yAa yAA gOOd TymessS!!
by minimai and rudoggy August 7, 2006
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Alter-Negro

When you find someone who could be your twin, except that they are black and you are white
"Did you see that black guy walk past us"
"Yeah, he looked almost exactly like you, he could have been your alter-negro"
by Kdude47 April 24, 2008
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alternate facts

The Trump's administration's use of the term alternate facts will aid in their quest to create a post-truth world.
by Rangerpoof January 24, 2017
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g'afternoon

Hey man!! G'afternoon, how are ya??
by Balconesvillage May 3, 2014
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Thursday afternoon girl

(n) a girl that boys use in order to move on from a past relationship

The origins come from the TV show Gilmore Girls. In season 1, after Rory and Dean have been miserable from the breakup, Rory attempts to get back together with him. While walking downtown with Lane on a Thursday afternoon, she decides to go into Doose's Market because Dean should be working there. However, she is dissappointed to find out Dean isn't there. She goes back outside to tell Lane he's probably moved on to a "Thursday afternoon girl."
RORY: I guess he's taking Thursday afternoons off now. That's not good.

LANE: How is that not good?

RORY: Because that means he's moved on.

LANE: What are you talking about?

RORY: Obviously he's met one of those Thursday afternoon girls.

LANE: What's a Thursday afternoon girl?

RORY: They're those slutty girls that get guys to switch their Thursday afternoons with another checkout guy so they can go do slutty Thursday afternoon things.
by Patricia Grayson July 16, 2008
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Alternative loyalty

Trump isn’t a treasonous traitor, it’s just Alternative loyalty to Russia.
by Meh1776 July 17, 2018
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alternut

A male side-hoe, or a second man for some side action.
Tiffany: See that hot piece of ass on Crystal’s arm?

Sabrina: Yeah, that’s her new alternut, Tony. Don’t tell her main man!
by TimmyTimmyTimmyTime June 13, 2021
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