Academic Crotch Grab

When you get a hand job during school. In class.

"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"

by The Teacher(; December 16, 2009

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Academic buzz saw

When a teacher or professor purposely asks a hard question and forces a student to answer it. The student will likely get the question wrong and suffer mild to moderate humiliation in front of his or her peers. It is like being cut into pieces by academics

Professor: "How could Einstein's theory of relativity be disproved using basic calculus? Anyone? Come one, stick your head into the academic buzz saw."

by Yourffriend September 24, 2014

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Academic Pick me

A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.

Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!

by Virum69.99 February 03, 2023

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academic review article

Noun. A useful consolidation of material scattered across various sources. Arguably, this definition could also be applied to a vacuum cleaner.

This academic journal publishes academic review articles on subjects related to the field.

by pickettbd June 25, 2019

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Academic Masturbation

Any academic work or activity that is not completely necessary yet feels good to most; Usually the teacher

After sexually relieving myself I realized I had to get on with that Academic Masturbation of a critical thinking assignment that was due the next day.

by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009

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