Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".
Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.
Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.
At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs
Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?
Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener
Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?
Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener
by dimpledballz June 3, 2023
Get the Thor Keenermug. 
thor is a very yummy snack who is also my dad
he lost mjolnir but it's cool because he has stormbreaker
he's the best avenger ok bye
he lost mjolnir but it's cool because he has stormbreaker
he's the best avenger ok bye
by pglays November 18, 2018
Get the Thormug. 
Get the Thor Hallvardmug. When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass then climes to an elevation higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof). Then Thor proceeds to call the hammer, making the hammer fly up through the persons body and out their mouth.
Jake- "Yo, did you here about Cameran?"
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."
by Dincoln May 19, 2025
Get the Thor Specialmug. When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.
She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.
by Rmistiff July 10, 2019
Get the Thor's Hammermug. by Doctor idc July 15, 2021
Get the thor solosmug.