Luke

A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.

He was being a total Luke the other day.

by ScytheTango October 22, 2017

Luke

To do a Luke is to get a boner in public or at an unfortunate time.

Omg we were just sitting there and then he did a luke!

by buffstuff July 13, 2009

Luke

Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.

If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.

"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.

by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017

Luke

The person who’s gonna get off his ass and play jackbox tonight

Man, Luke better get off his ass and play jackbox tonight

by Fuzzball54 January 10, 2021

Luke

a man who can never be found, though can always be named

Person 1: "bro you're such a Luke, wtf"
Person 2: "who the hell is Luke?"
Person 1: "I don't know man, you just are"

by DonewithArj October 25, 2022

Luke

Luke is the best person you will ever meet, He's funny takes care of his Friends great Boyfriend.
Stick with Luke if he is ever in your life, Trusting beautiful person.
He's all ways going to take selfies on your phone.

Look at Luke he's so Beautiful and funny.
Smexist thing you'll ever meet

by YaBoiNeverLeavesYa March 6, 2019

luke

dumbass

hey you know luke?
--oh you mean dumb ass?

by Heeeeeeeeeeejjksowla February 3, 2019