Porn Lag

1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously

2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming

"ahhh FUCK porn lag...Em stop downloading porn"

by Mr. Bojangles January 14, 2005

Lag Paradox

When a game lags, but the playable character goes normal speed, making the game incredibly easy.

John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!

Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.

by Wolf5297 January 6, 2010

lag munch

Someone who is playing a game online, either via console or pc, who has a crappy internet connection and or is downloading a huge file, that lags up a game, making everybody lag, therefore RUINING the game.

"What the hell! that guy is disappearing and appearing , I can't shoot him!, What a lag munch!"

by Mr.Xbox January 15, 2009

Booze-lag

After drinking a few, you easily fall asleep only to wake up several hours later, wide awake and unable to return to sleep. The booze has upset your sleep cycle, similar to international or cross time-zone travel.

You: Dude, I had killer Booze-lag last night! I passed out after those margaritas at 9:30pm only to wake up with a vengeance at midnight. Too bad I have this presentation today and I'm wrecked...

by JJChairo November 25, 2009

DVD lag

when you fall asleep with a dvd on and wake up to the sound of its menu or special features

guy 1- dude you looke horrible

guy 2- i know i woke up from dvd lag last night and i couldnt get back to sleep

by froutnh August 29, 2009

im lagging

Words lucas torres orielly use to define non stop sexual moving of a game

“I couldnt kill him im lagging , im lagging DAMN IT”

by Yeeeeeeet cud August 1, 2018

29er lag

What a 29er rider suffers from when they have shit fitness
Bobo stalled going over the hill because he has shit fitness and 29er lag

Ahhh that there is 29er lag

by Not BoBos Bush Bestie July 15, 2020