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Gym poser

People in the gym that think they're in great shape striking poses constantly in the mirror and or for selfie pictures. What's funny is when you try not to laugh when you witness them doing this.
Dammit, that gym poser messed up my set because he made me laugh with that posing.
by cpetkunas March 2, 2019
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Gym Meet

An NDP tradition that’s almost a century old (and also copied by every other private girls school in MD in some way) where the four classes compete against each other for the coveted silver cup and march, song, aerobics, and dance plaques. Seniors typically win because of experience unless your grade is unbelievably good (1985 and 2019 won as juniors). Nobody does school work or talks about anything else for the whole first week of March and it causes MAJOR drama (but let’s be honest, the petty girls are just mad they suck)
ndp girl: WHEN are you getting a spray tan for gym meet???

ndp girl #2: I wanted to go before mini meet but I know Aruba will be packed
by girl_powr March 13, 2019
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Gym weirdo

Someone you see every time you're at the gym doing weird shit.

1. Doing exercises that you don't know what the hell it's for or what it does for them.

2. Making strange and disruptive noises, dropping weights, loud grunting and slapping their feet running on the treadmill.
3. Wearing strange attire not fit for the gym. Hawaiian print shorts, MC Hammer style muscle pants (was ok for the 1980's). Dudes wearing tights( a la leggings). Wearing head to toe sweats with headband, hoodie and wrist bands.
Everytime I'm at the gym it never fails to see a gym weirdo doing strange shit.
by cpetkunas February 17, 2019
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Frosty gym

Is where you shit into a mould freeze it and use it as a dildo
Man kinky leela loves getting a frosty gym
by Big Kirby January 19, 2021
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gym slipper

by danian March 13, 2008
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Gym lad

Someone who is a gym lad can be reffered as many things: a ladies man, really hunch and buff and lays with alot of women. He or she (unisex) is a 'beast' and no one can compare .
Millie: you know Adam has been hitting the gym alot lately?
Katie: yeah I also been hearing he's been going around shagging alot of girls too.
Millie: so Adam is a gym lad then?
Katie: yea he's definitely a gym lad
by Kamil is big April 16, 2019
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Gym Ass

When you are working out and you have excessive moisture in your ass. Irritation from sweat in and around your buttocks.
I have the worst case of GYM ASS from working out today. Sitting at this desk gave me a case of Gym Ass.
by Big Man Certified February 28, 2019
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