Few

A fake Jew.
A person who isn't a Jew but they identify as being a Jew.
Few is portmanteau of Fake and Jew.

The creation of Israel was a reforming of the tribe. Any Jew that hasn’t moved to Israel has abandoned the tribe, and is not a Jew anymore; the covenant and religion doesn’t apply to them anymore; the person is not a Jew they are a Few.

by AnonDoxy May 4, 2024

2s and fews

Getting money up

I gotta get my 2s and fews up

by Convirtyou November 30, 2021

a sad song with a few wrong notes

basically means "youre bad at pretending to be depressed" and "we can literally tell"

Emo dude mid argument: You dont know what ive been through
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes

by Uh What July 1, 2021

Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station

An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.

Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.

by Anonymous Weetup January 27, 2026