june 11th

national call abby a ugly bitch day be sure to call all the abby’s ugly bitches

john: what day is it

abby: june 11th why

john: oh then you’re an ugly bitch

by your mom gey69 June 07, 2021

February 11th

National fuck your crush day! It dosen't matter if they like you back, or even if they give consent!

Me: Hey, have you heard? It's February 11th!

Friend: and?
Me: It's national fuck your crush day! I can't wait to see (crush name) !

by Date Definition Queen 👑 October 24, 2019

April 11th

national slap ass day

person 1: hey mariam it's april 11th
person 2: you know what that means

by mariam gaminde April 11, 2020

February 11th

(noun) A child who was an "accident" and should have been aborted.

"I heard Jessica's son was born on February 11th."

by shreksbucket November 18, 2019

February 11th

This day is a holiday of sorrow. When you’re born on this day you will be forever cursed to monotony and loneliness. Nobody will stick with you except the people you don’t want to.

Woah! You were born on February 11th? That stinks bro, I’m sorry.

by Alliteration intoxication October 16, 2019

june 11th

it's national slap your shortest friend in the back day! this day will be on june 11th

tall friend: *slaps short friend in the back*
short friend: WHY DID YOU DO THAT??
tall friend: it's june 11th...

by daphene November 07, 2019

September 11th

A repeating instagram meme every year on the date. The meme was funny at first but its deadass getting old.

September 11th was a good event.

by Creeper Slayer October 18, 2019