Fuck everyone.

TJ has boobs. Period.

Me: Fuck everyone.
Them: Aight, aight. We see your point. TJ does have boobs.

by Aangalang November 23, 2022

hello hello everyone

World of Warships Youtuber Flamu uses this sentence as a Introduction for his Videos!

Hello Hello everyone, TODAY i am featuring the Tier 10 American Battleship Montana...

by CHRISSHUFFLE November 26, 2018

Everyone’s Favorite Holiday

June 19th.. duh? Alahna’s birthday

Omg it’s June 19th I love Alahna! That’s literally everyone’s favorite holiday.

by Alahnaa June 09, 2022

everyone who is not me

Dumb cunts

Y'all aren't me (everyone who is not me)

by skullcruher65 March 15, 2023

I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.

Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."

by nycdoggo May 24, 2025

National Everyone Is Gay Day

This holiday falls on the 22nd of April. Everyone must be gay and send nude pics to all their same sex friends. Penis or vagina must be shown during this act.

Oh my god! It's National Everyone Is Gay Day! You gotta send your nudes!

by ImNotGayButWillSucDic April 19, 2020