eye map ness

Ask anyone to say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness.”

So people will say this: "I am a penis"

Person 1: Hey dude, can you say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness”?
Person 2: Okay sure.
Also Person 2: Eye map ness (I am a penis)

by galearic November 19, 2020

loch ness friend

(n) A friend that a friend of yours always talks about, but you never actually get to see them in real life.

In many cases your friend will have pictures of themselves with the loch ness friend. Others will have reported seeing the loch ness friend at various locations.

Your friend will arrange for drinks or dinner with the loch ness friend, and the loch ness friend will never show.

Yeah, Scott invited Missy to our housewarming party and several other events and each time she has not shown. I STILL haven't met her. She is the loch ness friend.

by All4Us December 19, 2008

Hobo-ish-ness

Defined by hobo characteristics. Jane refused to put sheets on her mattress and her mother said There is hoboishness going on in here! as she entered her room and saw the bare mattress.

The hobo-ish-ness of this room makes me want to take a bath.

by DRIGGS63 June 30, 2016

Loch Ness Monster

A Scottish naval submarine made to look like a Dinosaur that once appeared in the Loch Ness. It only resurfaced to verify its course.

The loch ness monster isn't after your $3.50 chef, it has no arms to get it

by Raw Doggy May 9, 2010

wet-ta-ness

that’s wet

my girl had great amounts of wet-ta-ness last night

by WeatherForcast March 14, 2022

Pissed-off-ness

The feeling of being annoyed to a very high extent.

That way I would have got rid of all my pissed-off-ness.

by Mohammad November 14, 2003

Bitch Ass Ness

1) A disease plaguing America's youth that is characterized by excessive whining, laziness, and/or undeserved arrogance

2) General lameness associated with bitch ass behavior

Yo, you got a touch of Bitch Ass Ness in you too and that s#!t has to stop!

- P Diddy

by Jaycubed March 31, 2008