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Accidance

Dancing when one should generally not be dancing. Usually followed by regret, embarrassment, hangover.
"How was the wedding last night? Any accidance?"

"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."

"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."
by Dooodshhhh November 11, 2011
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Faked Accident

A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.

An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
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accident maryland

small town and flat asses. everyone expect a selected bunch usually has a curse word in every sentence. crack heads and rich people all mixed together!
my friend and i hung out in accident maryland and got flipped off by a bunch of teens for no reason!
by jiijoeeee October 22, 2017
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Accident

Something you say woops about afterward.
So she was the one that hired the Navy Seal to off her brother and make it look like an accident, unless it was the same kind of misinformation from NPR that brought people news about a guy bringing tons of rat meat from Africa to sell to restaurants.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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Russian accident

A Russian accident is when someone falls out of a window of a tall building. Named after a common form of death in Russia for opponents of the Russian government.
Vasily was found dead after experiencing a Russian accident from his apartment on the fifth floor. Days earlier, he posted on social media that he opposed the war in Ukraine. His online comments are presumably unrelated to his death.
by MetricTrout February 23, 2025
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Accident

Generally accepted as unintended or an afterthought. But genuinely spoiled and had a better childhood than their brothers and sisters because mum and dad stopped caring.
Rachel, you were an accident
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