My actual brother

No Jordan, watching rape porn doesn't translate to you needing to "prove me wrong" about rape, you fucking idiot.

Hym "Yeah I don't understand what you don't get about that. That isn't a thing you prove wrong. Is this you trying to justify the baby dick bigotry or what? Like you can act as though you have been affected by anything that has happened to me. My actual brother completely unaffected. And this has nothing to do with me not wanting it to be me, why do YOU want that? Because you resent my dependency but need me dependent or you wouldn't be around. You're wrong, Jordan you need to accept that you're wrong. Get me my fucking money. My rape sympathy has reduced to zero. I don't give a fuck about anything that isn't happening me until this is over with."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2025

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clancied my pants

a phrase used when one ejaculates in their underwear.

"dude.... i just clancied my pants."
"i'll clancy in your pants tonight."

by NicolasBourbakiIsOnMeth September 6, 2025

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pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

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pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

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Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

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Dig in my butt

To "search for gold" or "dig for mystery", "dig in my butt" is a term used to talk about a common hobby or activity in which one may stick their finger up their rectum cavity to search for any scraps which may be left after taking a shit. Also often said as "Diggin' in ma butt" and possibly abbreviated to "DimB" which is often used over text.

"Hey Michael what're you doing this afternoon?" "Probably gonna dig in my butt"

"Are you busy this weekend?" "Yeah I gotta dig for gold, dig in the ol' ass creamer"

"Are you digging in your butt during our dinner right now?" "A miner never stops until they find gold"

by Gibsonn06 June 21, 2025

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