franklin dick

when your penis is 8-10 inches

My nigga got Franklin dick
Livin' in a Franklin crib, I'ma get frank, lil' bitch

by eddytaiii December 27, 2023

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

Limp Dick Whore

A girl who is devoted to suck a 90+ year old man's limp Dick until he dies, just to get that paper.

My sister called and told me that today she became a limp dick whore, and pretty soon we will be rich.

by Cheesepacker69 December 28, 2023

dick decimating

Basically another term for meat riding

Friend 1: ngl this shit hit different

Friend 2: fr tho like he be making the best shit.
Friend 1: some of his albums kinda mid tho.
Friend 2: nah you just don’t know it like I do.
Friend 1: alright nigga chill out a bit u dick decimating a lil bit.
Friend 2: so it’s my fault his music is the best shit I’ve ever heard?
Friend 1: ok atp you need to stop the meat munching.

by Giggity part 2 December 30, 2023

dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024

Dick laughing

dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is basically dick eating but at the same time a joke that got me laughing overly to much

"why this goof over here dick laughing🤣"
🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣 🤣🤣

by IMA FUCK YO MAN BITCH-sexy red January 3, 2024

dick laughing

dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is dick eating but basically at the same time a joke & got me cracking up

Dick laughing:🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣 🤣🤣

"why is this goof dick laughing"

by IMA FUCK YO MAN BITCH-sexy red January 3, 2024