Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

Dick

A word Hispanics use to refer to their homie/friend

What’s up dick, tryna link later?

by YoungMudWalker December 22, 2023

Go suck your dick

An insult. When one wants to insult another and tell him/her to, ‘Go suck a dick!’ but does not want them to suck their dick. Only to tell them to suck your own dick, hence ‘Go suck your dick!’

Ross was annoying Robert so that Robert wanted to tell Ross to “Go suck a dick!” However, Robert didn’t want to subject anyone else to Ross’ stupidity so he told Ross to suck his own dick… ‘Go suck your dick!”

by Jack Zun December 23, 2023

Real nigga dick

The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.

Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.

by Momseat December 24, 2023

Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

franklin dick

when your penis is 8-10 inches

My nigga got Franklin dick
Livin' in a Franklin crib, I'ma get frank, lil' bitch

by eddytaiii December 27, 2023

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023