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by basil02 May 13, 2020
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Dick sneeze

It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018
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Dick flogger

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas
Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.
by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022
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Tender dick

Overly mad/sad ‘bout a bitch.
This tender dick ass nigga just put a hole in the wall cause of sum his ho said.
by bihyousick November 22, 2023
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Dick Spit

I act of using spit as a lube to masterbait with
I didn't have any lube so I pull a Dick Spit
by Gotten a chance to look November 8, 2018
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Big Dick Medo

Big Dick Medo also known as 5 inch without stopping is the thickest and sexiest mf on this planet, that nigga is packin 5+ inches and even Johnny Sins is scared when he sees his glizzy.
Big Dick Medo gave me his candy bar last night
by 5+ packin April 25, 2021
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DICK

me
i have a dick yum
by popopopoooppppp November 18, 2023
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