An insult towards others, trying to use as many cursing words/syllables as posible. This may simply be the base for an even longer string of obscenities
by Ben Dan Snap July 2, 2006
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by Uncle Wilf December 18, 2005
Get the i am getting fucking pissed off mug.this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
by grataballi October 23, 2005
Get the fuck up a one car funeral procession mug.A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
by Cont78 July 25, 2011
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Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"
Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"
Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"
Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007
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Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
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Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.
by terryzz February 17, 2009
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Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
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