Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

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National Alcohol Day

October 22 get shmacked day

boy 1: let’s drink on october 22

boy 2: why?

boy1 : it’s national alcohol day

by dkerkeieev October 22, 2020

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Bassai dai

Goofy ahh shotokan kata. It is part in the brown belt / blue belt exam. Also don't if you have low rank belts don't try it you are going to fail trust me.

Virgin white belt: Ayo, bro has a brown belt.
Chad brown belt: All I had to do is Bassai dai.

by CMI Dr. Johan Dan med OB-GYN July 18, 2023

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National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.

Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!

by Urbandictionaryqueen123 April 9, 2021

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National Boys Day

The boys get the whole day to hang out so no girls are allowed to be with them, and the boys ain’t allowed to be msging there misses if they have one.

Jimmy - yo Bob when u coming out g
Bob - going to my misses house bro
Jimmy - mate it’s “National Boys Day” today

Bob - oh ye give me 10 mins boss

by Sym pussio October 2, 2020

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