Luke

Luke is a funny person, who will make everyone laugh. He is willing to do anything for the person he loves most. He is never afraid to tell people how much he loves them. He has the most beautiful eyes that sparkle when you look into them. He complains a LOT about stupid things. He is always there to listen and make you laugh. He will randomly start singing, but does not have a good voice. In fact, your eardrums will burst when you hear his song. He has really bad music taste, but judges yours even when it's way better than his. He hasn't seen any of the classic movies that most people SHOULD have seen at least once in their life. He needs to watch all of those movies, because he lacks cinematic education. He will stay up late texting the important people to him, and will ruin his sleep schedule if he really cares about you. He often falls asleep randomly and doesn't tell anyone he is going to sleep. He is a very athletic person and super fast when he runs. He will remember the little things about you, even when you forget you told him.

Person 1: "Did you see Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's so fine."

by Amazing writer! November 21, 2023

Luke and Tony

Two of the most iconic boys in the entire hurst of sand. If Luke and tony ever see you in public you probably won’t be able to take your eyes off of them. One because of the endless chaos they encompass and two because of the atomic awesomeness all of the Akins Offer. Luke and tony will one day be the kings of the hurst and thus they shallnt be dismissed in anyway.

Luke and tony: where’s yeti?
Eddie: harough
Luke and tony; treats!
Eddie: ruff (Uber loud)

by Jack Hacker November 11, 2020

fuck a luke day

National: Fuck a Luke day, celebrate with luke on this fun day 😏

“luke it’s time”
“let’s go”

i cannot wait for fuck a luke day

by fatcockbaby December 18, 2023

Luke

Big PP

Oh wow dude watch out it’s Luke with his massive Danny Devito sized schlong

by Sysysysysys November 22, 2021

Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

Luke

Luke is an amazing man, mostly white and tall, blue eyes like the sky and black hair like a negro.Typically a soft spoken man who can pull any hoe.

Katelyn- “Hi luke, long time no see, eyes keep getting me flustered”

Luke-“STFU”

by BranTheHandyMan November 5, 2023

Luke

Short and always good at video games but he never gets girls that's why you want to be his friend because you will always have a better chance with the ladies

Luke is short

by hippopotomonstrosesquipedali December 9, 2021