wood shopiery

(n.) The type of person who makes fantabulous wood items

That wood shopiery guy is very fabulous

by Bill Jackson the fifth hokage January 11, 2014

pathless wood

It's a forest that has no paths.

Life is a pathless wood

by Halal_ink November 14, 2019

Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018

k-wood

korean wood.

k-wood?? oh u mean korean wood??

by favivi May 4, 2022

wood

dick.

my wood is so hard right now.

by aalexaa December 30, 2020

Robyn Wood

To rob from the poor to feed the rich.

All she had was her incapacity benefit but he still managed to Robyn Wood her...

by King Pod January 18, 2008

Nigger in the wood pile

When something is surprising or obscure.

When you find out you're 3% eastern European, grandma says "that's the nigger in the wood pile"

by Dr. Delarney May 10, 2025