Sky high January

What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.

They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.

Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.

by daltonjfk January 17, 2020

january 27

the day you gotta give your girl cuddles and kisses and whatever they want

it’s January 27
oh i needa treat my girl

by ihaveapig January 23, 2024

january 2

the day to love your gf. give them your hoodie, hug them, and hold their hand, show affection

Guy 1 - give ur gf ur hoodie

Guy 2 - why

Guy 1- cuz its january 2
Guy 2- ok

by idk02010 November 29, 2023

January 14

National hate on Capricorn day

today is the day to beat up all the Capricorn bitches you know
(in honour of an assholes birthday)

Person: Hey it's January 14th
Other person: You know what that means
Person: Let's beat up some Capricorns

by appleciderviniger January 13, 2021

january 17

n word day everyone can say the n word

aye man its january 17 bro you can say ni-

by boboballs October 11, 2021

27th January

Tell someone random you like them Day!

Me: Hey i like you
Other: Really?
Me: No it’s 27th January

by AreYouGay69420 January 26, 2023

January 1st

Its BBC day, were you can suck as many BBCs as you want, National BBC day it's when we celebrate the 1st black PP ever created.

Girl 1: Are you ready for January 1st

Girl 2: No, Why?

Girl 1:Because it's National BBC day

by Joe mama's coochie October 12, 2019