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Goat

Angel Marquise Andrade is the Only goat on the planet
Look at how goat that guy is.
by Goat Sike January 14, 2020
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Goated

When something scares the fuck out of you and you stiffen up and fall over.
Oh shit…that fool saw a chupacabra and straight goated!
by AM© July 3, 2025
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Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.
"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"
by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017
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goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law
by King mammal August 31, 2018
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goated

kitty: *plays ukulele goatedly*
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!
by anonymous January 9, 2022
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Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
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Goat

ME
by FurryFucker445 August 10, 2023
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