National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.

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make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!

Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Date Tape

When someone films a sex tape without the knowledge of the other party.

Aliyah was astounded when she found it she was a victim of date tape after finding Cameron’s camera

by LadS July 3, 2018

doona date

When you’ve had a big night and can’t be fucked doing anything else for the day you book in a date with just you and your Doona

Nah fuck that sunday sesh I got a Doona date.

by pluggerplug June 12, 2021

Date your fake sister day

December 5 is the day you should say your fake sister and if y’all like it then y’all should date fake sister or fake brother go for it ! I mean try summ new!!

“It’s December 5 date your fake sister day”

by Lowkeykeen December 4, 2020

Emergency Date Effect

The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”

by IHateMyLife69420666 November 9, 2019