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1- Grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's granchild.
My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
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double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's child.
3 - Child of the parent's pibling with the other parent's pibling.
4 - Child of the parent's nibling with the other parent's nibling.
5 - Child of the parent's nibling with the other parent's pibling.
My double-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
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First Down

10 yards of toilet paper needed to wipe your ass after a very messy bowel movement.
After an hour of constant diarrhea and ass wiping, he made a first down in the bathroom.
by Paulkout May 14, 2024
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Karuna "Angie" Thurman: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Karuna "Angie" Thurman: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Jews First

I thought America First meant no wars. I thought it meant America decides. Didn't WE just bomb the Houthi's? If AMERICA wanted to bomb Iran... Then AMERICA would have bombed Iran... INSTEAD... Israel bombed Iran and AMERICA is covering their for ass.
Hym "So really it isn't AMERICA first. It's JEWS first. How does America first somehow mean the Jews make decisions and then America just does whatever Israel wants? We need to cut off the tap to Israel immediately. They are a waste of time and money. But you know who ISN'T that? ME! I always deliver. And unlike Israel, I am American. Unlike Trump I have never betrayed my cause or my people. I also wasn't friends with pedophiles. I condemned pedophiles and molesters."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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first weeb problems

When you really want to tell all your friends about what happened in your favorite anime, but none of them watch it. First Weeb Problems
by NebuLositY99 July 2, 2019
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