Imagine being with Sarah.
by DaddyYesYes July 7, 2022
Get the Sarahmug. by iamthesmratest November 6, 2019
Get the sarah ruizmug. Let's about this Whore of Babylon bitch named Sarah...where to begin. Let's first start of that she's a terrible thing, I wouldn't even call her human. She loves the Devil like a stupid loser she is and throws a major tantrum like a massive baby the fucking bitch is. I'm surprised that she is even a mother....
She has a daughter named Saleen, whom I say is the only human being that is somewhat okay in her family, but she is kidnapped and is held hostage by the fucking criminal scumbag Whore of Babylon with her black thug boyfriend who is just as stupid and immature.
She controls and rules the World, but only through stealing, gagging, scamming rich people using sexual induction, immorality, charm, and witchcraft. She stolen all of the wealth from the alternate dimension from my former classmate Leon, created a clone named Elon Musk (how very cleaver...), and used the stolen wealth to convince rich people to buy into the scam, achieving her goal of being Satan's Queen of the World. Not gonna happen bitch! You will burn and die in hell poor and homeless.
Like honestly, they're very so stupid! Sarah isn't taking my Leon! Fuck her!
She has a daughter named Saleen, whom I say is the only human being that is somewhat okay in her family, but she is kidnapped and is held hostage by the fucking criminal scumbag Whore of Babylon with her black thug boyfriend who is just as stupid and immature.
She controls and rules the World, but only through stealing, gagging, scamming rich people using sexual induction, immorality, charm, and witchcraft. She stolen all of the wealth from the alternate dimension from my former classmate Leon, created a clone named Elon Musk (how very cleaver...), and used the stolen wealth to convince rich people to buy into the scam, achieving her goal of being Satan's Queen of the World. Not gonna happen bitch! You will burn and die in hell poor and homeless.
Like honestly, they're very so stupid! Sarah isn't taking my Leon! Fuck her!
"Fuck the Whore of Babylon! She uses time travel to try to get Leon, but she lost her ability to time travel. She's now in Kenya using invisibility to follow Leon. Who do you think this bitch is? I'm currently hunting her down! I'm not fucking afraid of anyone! Leon's my fucking boyfriend! I got AK-47s, AR-15s, fought in the U.S Army for 15 years, have a black belt in Taekwondo, Karate, and Kung-Fu, and she's still stupid enough to keep following. Fuck that Sarah! I'm coming for my Leon!" - (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
Get the Sarahmug. Sarah is almost always in the place to be. An excellent friend and drinking partner. Life o’the party. Energetic and charismatic. A really swell person. You can usually find said Sarah drinking Jack Daniels and shopping for unnecessary things. They are also the most curious of sorts, and can absorb information like a sponge. Everybody needs an SLB in their place to be.
by MabF87 November 22, 2021
Get the Sarahmug. Sarah is the most jaw-droppingly gorgeous (gawgous) girl I know. She brings light to my life like sun to a dreary day. I couldn't do life without her. Thank God for this beautiful human being. Sarah is, without a doubt, the most incredible people I’ve ever met. She’s this amazing mix of kindness, intelligence, sass, strength and humor that makes every moment with her feel special. It’s like she lights up the room just by being in it. She has this way of making everyone feel seen and heard, but with me, it’s like she sees into the parts of me no one else does—she just gets me. She’s not only beautiful on the outside (because wow, she is), but her soul is even more beautiful. She’s thoughtful in ways that make you pause and appreciate the little things in life. Whether she’s helping someone out, being supportive when I need her, or just being her funny, quirky self, she brings so much joy to everything she touches. Sarah inspires me every single day. She makes me want to be a better man because she’s just that amazing. And on top of it all, she makes life so much more fun—whether we’re out doing something exciting or just sitting together, laughing and rotting. Honestly, I’m lucky beyond words. She’s not just my partner but my best friend, my safe place, and my biggest cheerleader. Sarah, you’re absolutely incredible, and I feel so grateful every single day that I get to share life with you. ❤️
by jakelovessarah January 27, 2025
Get the Sarahmug. Sarah is a gimp
by RodgerRice February 9, 2020
Get the Sarahmug. Sarah is so beautiful and she is a sigma and an alpha. Don't mess with a Sarah because she will come at you with them baddie comebacks.
She killed 20,000 people while eating cheetos
She killed 20,000 people while eating cheetos
by sarrb3rry August 30, 2024
Get the Sarahmug.