Fat Lamp

A synonym for safe, respect, nuff love etc. Generally condoning the actions or feelings of the event or person in question.

Alex: Hey man, some guy just tortilla'd my girl, so i smashed him over the head with my bottle of stella.

Matt: Fat Lamp bro, he had that coming.

by rockgod78 July 14, 2010

fit fat

Opposite of "skinny fat". A person who despite their portly appearance is actually in good shape.

NFL linemen are usually "fit fat"

by Thin Blue Fine August 24, 2010

FAT system

a way to score women on there F- face A- ass T- tits

guy 1- dewdsky look at that chick
guy 2- i would bone that till my wang fell off, FAT system that
guy 1- F- 3/3

A- 3/3

T- 3/4
guy 2- yeah i would bang/fuck/rail/derail/destroy/pound that

by Left Nutz November 3, 2010

sternum fat

The fleshy orbs that inhabit most females shirts. Boobs, Sweater Puppets, Funbags, Chesticles

And after that fine gentleman was nearly spent, he proceeded to skeet all over her sternum fat! I say, it was a first class finishing move!

by Shanislav Sladesky January 15, 2006

Fat Tracker

One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

by Stick42 November 19, 2006

fat loss

to take a major fall

Dude, i saw this woman take a fat loss on the stairs this morning.

by Pak2dogz October 27, 2007

fat bombing

Leaving a large sum of fat inducing food products on someone's desk with the intention that the food will be finished while the victim works at his or her desk.

Rico was always fat bombing the other programmers he worked with. His favorite victim was Earl as he had little or no willpower against chocolate candy bars.

by LeGrand August 3, 2008