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The most unhealthiest fruit. The fruit that found in Middle East.
Quezon : Habibi, Me Wants Date
Habibi : sure
by Naufalicious November 30, 2024
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Bruv date

Characterized by Mr Bruv and Faye, a bruv date is where a person and their PFB (proper fit bird) go out on a date to pub or a bar and both buy drinks. The mans drink is usually a beer (most of the times a guinness)and the womens drink can be anything. A "two dot swap" may also happen during the date but without it its still a bruv date. Bruv date tiktoks are usually posted with the song 'I love you' by the band Fontaines DC.
"What did you do last weekend"

"Nothing much just went on a bruv date with my gf"
by Po0sp0f January 5, 2025
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Pre dating

A type of relationship where it is more then friends and there commitment to get it to a couple stage but there is no time to go on dates.
by JackCooper2003 January 12, 2025
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Dating podcast

A podcast format where a host (generally with conservative, right-wing viewpoints) invites a group of women to discuss their opinions and experiences about dating the opposite gender.

In the modern dating world, men, especially men with average looks, and income are finding it more and more difficult to attract a partner of the opposite gender. While women have found it easier and easier to obtain the ideal man they want thanks to dating apps and social media, which inversely makes it harder for average men who usually don't excel with that.

It would be very naive and ignorant to say otherwise. You could say it's a disease of sorts that men suffer from. And no better way to to profit from a disease than by selling the cure, but why sell the cure once, when you can continuously sell a treatment forever.

Which is where these dating podcasts come in. Who acknowledge the reality of these issues, while actively profiting from them and creating a continuous loop of giving poor dating advice, demonizing and antagonizing female guests who obviously only have a surface level understanding and aren't skilled debaters compared to the podcast hosts who have done years of research on the topics they discuss and debate about daily. Which causes these already socially awkward and lost men to become bitter, resentful and even more insufferable and unattractive to the opposite gender. Thus causing them to gravitate towards these podcasts, and well creating the loop.
Dating podcasts acknowledge real problems men face in dating, while also actively profiting from them and further perpetuating those same issues.
by ChickenChad January 13, 2025
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Bruv date

A date between one and one’s partner, doing regular stuff you’d do with your mates with your partner. Such as pub and Guinness
Hey babe, wanna go on a bruv date?
by Najtopia January 13, 2025
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Sunnah date method

A tried and proven method that allows one to stay bricked and maintain their erection for a very long time. It involves taking a date, preferably a medjool date, and splitting it in half. You then proceed to take a small piece of cheese and put in inside the date. Lastly, take a good quality bottle of raw honey and drizzle the date to your heart's content.

In the holy Quran, Surah An-Nahl verses 69-70 mentions honey's medicinal properties. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) reportedly said, "Honey is a remedy for every illness, and the Quran is a remedy for all illness of the mind, so I recommend to you both remedies, the Quran and honey." Dates are mentioned in several chapters of the Quran, including Surah Maryam. In Surah Maryam, verse 25, Allah (SWT) provides Maryam (peace be upon her) with fresh dates during her pregnancy: "Shake the trunk of the palm toward you and fresh, ripe dates will drop down onto you." Dates are also described as one of the blessings found in Paradise. The date palm tree is mentioned in Surah Al-Raad, verse 4, highlighting its excellence as a source of sustenance. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) broke his fast with dates. He also mentioned that a house without dates is in a state of hunger.
Non believer: "Hey Saad, me and my girlfriend are trying to get pregnant but I can't stay hard?"
Saad: "Bro you got to try the Sunnah date method. That shit got me on brickmode 24/7"

Shakeeb: The Sunnah date method has allowed me to get my girlfriend pregnant on the first try. She is due in 2 months.
by bunbun24 June 19, 2025
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Scuba Dating

Scuba Dating
(verb) /ˈsko͞obə ˈdādiNG/

Definition:
A style of romantic involvement where one person dives way too deep, way too fast — forming intense emotional attachments early on, often before really knowing the other person. Like scuba diving without checking your oxygen tank, it’s risky, immersive, and usually ends with someone surfacing too quickly (and getting hurt.)
Example:
"We’d only been on two dates and he told me he could see us getting married. Classic scuba dating."
"She’s sweet, but total scuba — had our future kids named before we even kissed."
by Trizzy T June 30, 2025
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