, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

Smoka Maxing

Absolutely hating women, Named after a man named smoka

"He really treats all women like they're useless, Hes always Smoka Maxing

by LILHDD November 15, 2023

Bloke Maxxing

Compiling as many men as possible to partake in gay acts. Ie: Oral sex, gay sex, gay anal sex, gay kissing.

"Bro he is bloke maxxing off a stack right now."

by Luckpangor June 12, 2024

Beer Max

To beer max or beer maxing is a term used when drinking beer.

Person 1: Yo bro i'm i need to beer max today

Person 2: I'm so down with that

by Wiggisneaky April 22, 2024

Max Bailey

Bigger heavy set man that will make you cream your pants in less than a matter of seconds.

Did you see Max Bailey walking down the street yesterday. He made me cream my panties.

by anonymous March 4, 2022

brick-maxxing

Brick-maxxing is a way to say that someone’s been hit in the head multiple times with a brick or at least acts like it.

Dumbass: I’m a genius
Sigma: no ur brick-maxxing

by XxWifeSmootherxX April 23, 2024

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018