Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
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by Jack_Is_Black May 22, 2023
Get the Ass licking mug.When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD
1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?
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Get the Lick The Eat The Baby mug.So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens
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Get the lick the dinosaur mug.maggie: i found the most devious lick at school today
kaela: what is it?
maggie: a school bathroom stall door 🥶😈
kaela: what is it?
maggie: a school bathroom stall door 🥶😈
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