Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.

Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!

by KevinTV May 14, 2011

holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.

Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...

by albcmlga October 27, 2022

Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God

He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area

by Slimjimninja May 27, 2020

Holy

-She’s a girl who loves women
-Look str8 but fucking gae

Look, Holy so gae.

by im_obsessed_with_women December 26, 2021

Holy Goff

Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens

Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa

Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit

Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)

Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?

Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff

by ANAL Bible thumping June 27, 2023

holy jeans

Pair of pants that hoes or bungee sluts wear to show off their legs

Nah man she’s wearing holy jeans

by Holy jeans May 17, 2018

Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp

When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.

"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023