broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018

goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!

Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law

by King mammal August 31, 2018

goat

Refering to the soccer legend Cristiano Ronaldo (CR7)
Although some nazi's think its messi🤷 ♀️

The Goat scored a hat trick

by dark snake May 5, 2023

Goat

An absolutely amazing human being. Just best of the best. No one can top this person.

KSS is the biggest goat I know. I know you're reading this RN, I win this argument.

by RandoBH March 18, 2023

LL goat

It's observer5 he's the LL goat

Bro did you hear the LL goat (observer5) quit
wtf nigga noo why did he do that
A true LL player doesn't need loomians to be good at the game

by Official Llama Train Studio February 3, 2025

Goat

Something not to be played but simulated

Goat Simulator G.O.A.T Goat

by Borderlinegamesandshit March 31, 2017