Lanie show

when someone removes the limelight from the person deserving it to place it all on themselves.

this is your day, it is not the "lanie show"

by handlethejandel January 24, 2022

DJ Show

when a man is performing a hand job on a woman, 'scratching a record' on her clit; similarly performed by a DJ.

"I'd really love a DJ Show tonight"
"Can you give me a DJ?"

by snshineswethart March 22, 2021

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

Reality/game show moron

Someone traumatized by anything anybody says that isnt nice to the point they try and tell people not to use certain language.

Fuck a politically correct reality/game show moron.

by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020

Reality/game show moron

Someone traumatized by anything anybody says that isnt nice to the point they try and tell people not to use certain language.

Fuck a reality/game show moron.

by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020

Reality/game show moron

Someone who's been on mindless reality TV long enough they try and turn other people into mindless people. Someone who starts to think everything in life is a test, a game, or an obstacle to overcome, since that is what they do on TV.

The reality/game show moron thought if someone brought up the subject of sex, instead of death, taxes, or sports, that the person was testing people. So to some people it's okay to talk about death, even gruesome deaths, car accidents, fires, but people should feel weird about talking about sex, or they should feel like they're on a stupid fuckin reality show where you have to laugh at everything everybody says otherwise you feel like an awkward moron.

by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020

show pole

A lavish walking stick

Mr. Gatsby was leaning on his show pole while waiting for his drink.

by Mr. Gatsby April 29, 2021