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El Baldico

Football term referring to any match between teams whose managers/coaches are bald, with examples of bald managers including but not limited to Pep Guardiola, Zinedine Zidane Nuno Espirito Santo, Erik Ten Hag, Arne Slot, Enzo Maresca, Max Allegri, Stefano Pioli

Examples of El Baldico include:

Man City (Pep Guardiola) vs Man Utd (Erik Ten Hag) 2022-2024
Liverpool (Arne Slot) vs Man City (Pep) 2024-present
Chelsea (Enzo Maresca) vs Liverpool (Slot) or City (Pep) 2024-present
Who will be outed as the bald fraud in tonight's El Baldico? Find out on TNT Sports
by weirdyrandommetal1977 July 16, 2025
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El Toros

El toros is a great youtube channel and you should go subscribe its about gaming and awesome sounding asmr

Make sure you subscribe it is made by a great looking man and tall and cool.
by eltoritos January 23, 2024
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El Chocho

Yea, El Chocho is a real fat loser, his suit doesnt even fit properly
by ANTI-ELCHOCHO July 28, 2023
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ziad El maly

A word to distract from the true maly which is Ahmed Maged
ZIAD El maly is a brookie
by MadSamir June 30, 2023
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EL Packete De EMinems LLego

EL Packete De EMinems LLego
EL Packete De EMinems LLego
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position
by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022
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El Paso Musket

When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.
Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.
by Cali0731 April 8, 2022
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