douche muffin

when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin

"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."

by bencarper December 3, 2007

can of douche

someone who is a douche bag in the worst possible way.

"Jesse is such a can of douche for egging your car"

"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"

by the BORDAWG April 19, 2006

Douche canoe

Ones way of describing an asshole or not nice person. Also a song by a youtuber called Mattg124.

"omg My dad is such an asshole"
"you mean douche canoe :D"

by Agentducky0012 August 24, 2011

Douche Berg

like a douche bag, only x a million. A iceberg made of douche.

**Originated when I tried to say douche bag and iceberg at the same time. don't even ask about the conversation.

"dude joe is a total douche berg. I just saw him make out with his girlfriends mom, and then her sister."

by p.pizzle October 25, 2005

Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 30, 2004

douche poop

good derogitory term when referring to your ex or other insigificant morons you have to deal with in your life.

Dad's such a douche poop. He dropped his dog off and hasn't come to pick her up for a week. What a douche poop!

by Tessa Jane September 26, 2005

douche baguette

A common alternative to the Italian "strunzo" or "strunz de asse".

My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.

by Giovanni Strunzo August 19, 2007