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i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
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bitches like me don't FRONT

don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't lie about how much you can do to impress someone.
Common home boy bitches like me don't front
by B.L.M.D.F September 27, 2022
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I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020
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you don't wanna fuck with me

You don't wanna fuck with me is a slang word from Tupac music "My ambition is a ridah"
by Lpoiuytrewq August 22, 2022
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don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.
Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*
by cumsquad January 8, 2023
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I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.
guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022
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Why don't we music break

The boy band why don't we is on a break to make music. The Fandom doesn't like that because they don't have any content from the guys. Some say they might pull a 1d. But we don't know for sure. I wanna say something to my fellow limelights.... #staystrong

YOU can do this #staystronglimelights

Made by floren

@sourcywater on Twitter

@wdwnewsz on insta
Why isn't why don't we online

It's the why don't we music break Steve, you wouldn't know..... Sighh
by Sourcywater April 7, 2020
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