Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday
Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday
by tsgorgeous February 09, 2023
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nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.
Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?
by Noncetastic ;) December 09, 2018
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Cracker Whiskers

Cracker Whiskers: noun; a person who is so white, that people of other ethnicities can see it plainly on their face as if it was growing like a cracker filled beard of their whiteness.
Hey man, check out Cracker Whiskers over there listening to easy rock and smooth jazz while eating a sandwich smothered in mayonnaise...
by plainly obscure March 10, 2014
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cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living
by White-Boyz February 16, 2018
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cracker flaps

Any white male or female with a big ass mouth, or got extra baggage hanging below!
"Look at that bitch & her cracker flaps!"
"Dude is outta his flaps"

"Straight CrackerFlaps"
by JJJBEAN January 11, 2021
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Cracker Cap

A baseball cap filled with a lead lining used to crack a misbehaving child and or self defense in the deep South.
Hey George I just used my ole cracker cap on that there fella he aint talkin shit now.
by SpamSam February 03, 2022
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Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.
Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers
by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023
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