moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.

Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013

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cracker

cracker is a term used to call white people derogatory

This cracker should jump off a bridge.

by narusha May 16, 2021

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Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018

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<.7.9.7.6.>Crackers Plus Syrup Is The Personification Of A Degenerate<.7.9.7.6.>

by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025

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cracker week

The last week of the month according to your budget. Too much money was spent in the first 3 weeks to live a decent life in the 4th. Therefore, you resort to eating crackers and water. Every purchase must be dirt cheap, by the words “Oh well, it’s cracker week!”

With the way I’m blowing my money now, I’m headed for a fat cracker week.

by bwsimonse March 18, 2022

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