Chris Browned

getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

by wiggly dick September 29, 2014

Chris browned

Verb.
When a man hits his woman it can be used in place of hit, smack, punch, etc.

Kevin: did you hear about the sham wow guy? He totally chris browned a prostitute.

by Flesh___ March 31, 2009

chris wilburn

Death it's self.

Bro, how could you be a Chris Wilburn?

by SearingGames September 27, 2017

Chris Lloyd

A subordinate of the church of Hennessy. Not worthy of her greatness and beauty. Struggles to count

He is such a "Chris Lloyd"

by 12345678MB September 02, 2019

chris ray

A man who's always down to party, bitches all on his shit, and always getting up in those guts

Chris ray is a god

by Chris_r3185 April 09, 2017

chris nagl

The person with the HUGEST MUST EPIC COCK IN THE WORLD YOU WILL LIKE DIE FROM A ORGASM IF YOU SEE IT LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS HUGE.

Carl- so in jennas will she said i died from chris nagls cock.
her sister- I KNEW IT

by Chris Nagl duhhhhhh May 06, 2011

Chris Conybeare

Honestly I don’t know where to start, Chris is the BESTEST FRIEND EVER!!! If you want someone to laugh with, open up to, or willing to try something new Chris is the man. He makes everything fun and has the cutest laugh ever. Every time he tells you he loves you it sends shivers down your spine and butterflies in your stomach. I can’t wait to tell him every day how much I love him, and how happier I am with him in my life and by my side. Just picturing him makes me grin from ear to ear, and knowing I’m going to be able to hug him in 5 days makes me feel warm inside. Stay away ladies because this Chris Conybeare is all mine :)

I told Chris Conybeare I loved him on FaceTime last night and when he said it back, I melted.

by admirer4youxox May 09, 2023